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  • 1 Day, 10 Hours ago South Tyneside Comedy Festival starts on Friday, some great shows! Check it out:
  • 1 Day, 20 Hours ago You know when you were a kid, and you were crying and angry, and your parents said you were tired, and you denied it? YOU WERE TIRED!
  • 1 Day, 23 Hours ago Every seagull in the world was outside my bedroom at 4am having what must have been the biggest bird orgy ever
  • 5 Days, 23 Hours ago They should make a long episode of Teletubbies where instead of going to bed they lie there screaming for hours... Show kids how awful it is
  • 6 Days, 10 Hours ago Errm... Ok
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