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  • 30 Minutes ago South Tyneside Comedy Festival starts on Friday, some great shows! Check it out: https://t.co/ncTxZthzfQ
  • 11 Hours ago You know when you were a kid, and you were crying and angry, and your parents said you were tired, and you denied it? YOU WERE TIRED!
  • 14 Hours ago Every seagull in the world was outside my bedroom at 4am having what must have been the biggest bird orgy ever
  • 4 Days, 13 Hours ago They should make a long episode of Teletubbies where instead of going to bed they lie there screaming for hours... Show kids how awful it is
  • 5 Days ago Errm... Ok https://t.co/RNH4r1h2ZD
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