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  • 2 Days, 11 Hours ago Today's lesson- A kids show in an arena makes a hangover MUCH worse
  • 2 Days, 12 Hours ago Why when you nip into a pub to use the toilet do the staff look at you like you've broken into their house and shat in their kids mouths?
  • 2 Days, 13 Hours ago Waiting for Robin to finish his nap in the car before Paw Patrol @ArenaNewcastle... #NailedIt
  • 2 Days, 13 Hours ago There is nothing better than seeing a dog with its head out of a car window.
  • 2 Days, 14 Hours ago Going to see Paw Patrol live today @ArenaNewcastle... I could give it the 'what has my life become' bullshit... but I'm absolutely BUZZING!
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  • 11Jan The Chris Ramsey Show

    The Chris Ramsey Show

    The Chris Ramsey show starts TONIGHT on Comedy Central at 10pm. Can't wait for you to see it!   
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  • 14Nov Virtually Famous

    Virtually Famous

    I'm excited to announce that I'm the new host of E4's Virtually Famous. I've been a guest on the show a number of times and it's honestly one of the best panel shows to do. The whole subject…
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  • 22Sep I'm A Celebrity: Extra Camp

    I'm A Celebrity: Extra Camp

    I'm heading out to Australia in November to host the brand new series of I'm A Celebrity: Extra Camp alongside Vicky Pattison, Stacey Soloman and Joe Swash. Really looking forward to it, although…
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  • 06Sep Is That Chris Ramsey?

    Is That Chris Ramsey?

    BIG NEWS... I'm doing a BRAND NEW TOUR in Spring 2017! I'll be heading all over the UK and then finishing in Newcastle for my BIGGEST SHOW EVER... Metro Radio Arena! I started stand-up at a pub called…
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